Ricardo Tier

I need a corgi or a husky puppy in my life.

turns out my tear ducts do work.

All I needed was some really good music.

TO ANON.

OINK OINK OINK!

I’m on a diet.

Day 1 of no soda. 

OH MY JESUS WHY

OH MY FUCKING JESUS. FROM THE CORNER OF MY EYE, I SAW A BLACK WIDOW CRAWLING INTO MY MESSENGER BAG. NOW I FEEL IT CRAWLING ALL OVER MY FACE AND BODY. NO I AM NOT ON CRACK. FML